Rick’s the delusional father figure of the group. In addition to trying to keep everyone punctual and safe, which he fails epically at, he offers unsolicited advice and walks around like he’s in charge. Due to his enormous size and background as a manager at Wal-Mart, he sees himself as an authority, and constantly grasps for power and control. We usually let him host the live stand-up shows, because he’s the only one responsible enough to stay marginally sober throughout the night.

When you are raised in the wilderness by a band of wolverines, you gain a new perspective on life. What Nate lacks in charm and style, he makes up for in hilarity. We heard he once told a joke on stage to an entire bar full of people and all but two of them died from their heads exploding from the awesomeness. And the best part? The microphone wasn't even plugged in.

Who ordered the eye candy? You did! That's right! In addition to being the temporary token black guy of the group, Jordan is also the visual sugar, the ocular honey, the retinal artificial sweetener, if you will. And you will! He's also the most prolific comedy writer of the group, cranking out scripts, jokes and cocktails like he's a script/joke/cocktail machine! Unfortunately, he's not a metaphor machine, too! He uses his unfathomable knowledge of the trivial, whimsical, and magical to create jokes that appeal to a broad range of World of Warcraft users, and you, too!

Its hard being the only non-comedian in a group of comedians, but Randen pulls it off well. He handles the responsibility of being the website guru and graphic designer, while being the only one of us who has a 'real' job. He's dabbled in stand-up and occasionaly appears in ISYB videos, but what we like most about him is the mostly inappropriate and sometimes painful pranks he likes to pull. Just ask Brett's missing finger, which Randen keeps in a jar with 4000 volts of electricity pumping through it. Just in case it learns to talk so we can make a sketch video out of it.

Founder and Videographer of the IStoleYourBaby group, Don-John never needed to go to college. Instead, he dumped a copy of The Idiots Guide to Filmmaking and the entire Calvin and Hobbes collection into a bathtub with himself along with a plugged in toaster. He knows what any other film school kid knows, only the electricity messed up his brain a bit. After a heathy dose of horse tranquilizers, he's calm enough to get some filming done. That is, when he's not drinking tequila straight from the bottle.

Brett has many, many skills. From joining groups on facebook to blending in at social functions, there seems to be nothing this guy can't do. In fact, the only thing he CAN'T do, IS nothing. Due to a rival injecting him with a poison that will kill him if his heart rate drops, Brett must remain active at all times. Wait, that's the plot from Crank. Which Brett wrote! What? He didn't? Well, he at least watched the movie, right? No? Okay, I'll drop it. Brett is very funny and wears hats a lot! Boom!